-Article 1-
Death By Unknown.
-This just in...-
A person by the name of Rexxis/Granny/Jesse/Romano has been reportedly dead. The source of this happening was Rexxis/Granny/Jesse/Romano herself. She claims that she has died for some unforeseen reason, as the news knows. If anyone knows more about this situation, please contact xYas or Ele. We will be eager to know what has caused this terrible happening.
-Information About Victim-
•Female
•Goes by Rexxis/Granny/Jesse/Romano
•Favorite color is blue
•Loves zebras and tissues
•Eats food on a regular basis
-Conclusion-
We have no information about this event as the fatality, but we know it is excruciating the way Rexxis/Granny/Jesse/Romano tells it. Remember to contact anyone you can. The neighbor hood hobo, a peer, a pear, relatives, close kin and the local dentist office. Thank you for your cooperation through this tough time.
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